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Today's question for 6.11.22:
Since When Do Parties Have A Cover Charge?
"Do we really want to talk about this? Hasn't it been done to death?"
Pandora sighed and sipped her iced tea while the rest of us thought about her question.
"I mean, there's always someone who turns everything into a session of 'Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!' This is nothing new and those freaks are not going to change."
Cathy, one of our wise circle of weird sisters cleared her throat. "You're right, people are gonna people and ask for things they shouldn't. Maybe we need to tell the recipients of those invites that no is..." she counted on her fingers as she named the options, One: No is also a reasonable response and, two: No is also a complete sentence."
"Good point," Pandora paused for a moment and clucked her tongue. "Has someone actually asked about this?"
"I have the letter right here," I said.
Dear Pandora,
My son just received an invitation to
Pandora sighed and sipped her iced tea while the rest of us thought about her question.
"I mean, there's always someone who turns everything into a session of 'Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!' This is nothing new and those freaks are not going to change."
Cathy, one of our wise circle of weird sisters cleared her throat. "You're right, people are gonna people and ask for things they shouldn't. Maybe we need to tell the recipients of those invites that no is..." she counted on her fingers as she named the options, One: No is also a reasonable response and, two: No is also a complete sentence."
"Good point," Pandora paused for a moment and clucked her tongue. "Has someone actually asked about this?"
"I have the letter right here," I said.
Dear Pandora,
My son just received an invitation to
Pandora and her daughter, Gertrude
Pandora is a graduate of The School of Life and Stuffies. She lives in middle Tennessee with her daughter, Gertrude, her editor and handler, Jas Faulkner, Jas' Mother, and a small tabby cat who thinks she knows everything.