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And That's A Desperate Way To Look For Someone Who Is Still A Child

10/8/2020

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A buddy from my sportswriting days told me about a conversation he had with his six-year-old daughter yesterday.

     Daisy: Daddy, are you gonna get COVID at work?

     Ben: No, honey. That's why I watch games at home and the team does most press stuff by phone and internet.

     Daisy: But what if they make you go to a party and everybody gets COVID and then Momma gets COVID, too?

     Ben: Not gonna happen. I'll just go stand in the unemployment line.

     (Daisy thinks about this for a second.)

     Daisy: I'll stand in line with you.

     We need to do better for those who depend on us to make the right decisions. VOTE!

Namaste,
Jas

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    About this blog...

    Someone asked about an essay I write for the front page some time ago. I'd always thought of the home page as something akin to a Buddha Board. Whatever I wrote for it was there as long as I needed it, and then it disappeared. Maybe I do need to save those pieces. At least for now, I'll put them here for anyone bored enough to read them.

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